53/100
Suzette
*
*
At the urging of a stylish co-worker, Suzette joined an online personal shopping service called BettrAftr. The most recent shipment contained a pencil skirt, cigarette pants, and a top with cut out shoulders, which is a bit more exposed than her usual style, which her stylish co-worker describes as ’don’t look at me, stop looking at me.’ She wore the new top to her family’s annual sauerkraut making party last weekend. She got razzed all afternoon about it: ‘Is that so the birds know where to aim their poop?’ said her uncle Alfred ‘They put the holes in the wrong spot,’ said Hellmuth, a longtime family friend ‘those should be down in front!’ Her mom’s reaction was, ‘Did you get that at Frederick’s of Hollywood?’ Suzette has decided to send the top back.
#100daysofcartoonheadshots
#madeupbiographies
#pamtoons
#the100dayproject
#thankyoulyndabarry #cartoon #writing
*
(Inspired by Lynda Barry and her (totally freaking amazing) Writing the Unthinkable workshop at the Omega Institute.)
Thanks @flipngreenwichvillage for letting me borrow the sauerkraut party idea.